ziada has na nahii log pagal samjhain gain
Funny poetry
chandni chand se hogi to sitaroon ka kiya ho ga
mohabbat eik se hogi to hazaroon ga kiya ho ga
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Phole Gulab Ka...
Phool gulab ka hath say sarak gaya,
Buddi nai aankh mari budda latak gaya
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Jis Waqt
Jis waqat Khuda nay tumhe banaya hoga,
eik suror sa us k dil per chhaya hoga,
phelay socha hoga tujhe jannat may rakhlay,
phir usay ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga
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Bacha apney baap sey:abbu abbu main ney bandar deykhna hey.baap betey sey:sorry beta bandar tu abhi msg read kerraha hey
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Before Marriage u're Azaaaadd butttttt after
marriage u're Barbad.....
1) 1st Year of Marriage:
Husband speaks, wife listen.
2nd Year of Marriage:
Wife speaks, husband listen.
3rd Year of Marriage:
Both speaks, Neighbours listen'...!
4)shaadi se pehle , " Maine Pyar Kiya "
shaadi ke baad , " Yeh Maine Kya Kiya "!!!!
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Before marriage
Takdeer hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Taj mahal banana chahta hoon,
Likin Mumtaz nahi milti....
After marriage
Takdeer hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Taj mahal banana chahta hoon,
Likin Mumtaz nahi marti....
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Kuch aisa kar duniya mein kadardaan meherbaan
jis gali sey guzrey awaz aaye abba jaan abba jan
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Aj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga
Mujh se shadi karlo,tum ko sawab ho ga
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Hum nay usay dekha angle badal kar
Us nay hamay mara sandle badal kar
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Khuda karay sab haseenaao ke baap mar jaeen
Maut ka bahana ho aur hum in kay ghar jaeen
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Un ki gali say guzray,ajab ittefaq tha
Unho nay phool phanka,gamla bhi saath tha
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Rat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb
uthiye jaldi se ke peghame amal laya hoon
ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jote
aap bhi jake badal lain main badal aya hoon
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or bhi chizain lut chuki hain dil ke sath
yeh batayen doston ne ishq farmane ke baad
is liye kamre ki eik eik chiz check karta hoon main
" eik tere ane se pehle eik tere jane ke baad"
Belive me I m Not a donkey

hey gus kia hoowa
