Funny Sms

English Sms   Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all! The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you? Our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf. U jump out of the window... I look down & then... i lauf again what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for details... This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat! Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks. coz u cant lose wot u don't have! Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me Mix SMs •  Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerana chour diya Submitted By : Ruqia, Submitted On :  Jan 31, 2006   •  Two Snakes Siting In th3 juNgle , feMale Snake Tried to Kiss the Male Snake , Suddenly Male Snake turned n Started Singing ** Zaher hai ke pyaar hai Tera Chumma** Submitted By : Unaib, Submitted On :  Jan 30, 2006   •  Kis kis ki mahfil main kis kis na kis kis ko kiss kya,ek tum thi jisnay her kiss ko mis kya,ek main tha jis na her miss ko kiss kya. Submitted By : Zeeshan, Submitted On :  Jan 29, 2006   •  Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... Submitted By : Ather Ayub, Submitted On :  Jan 29, 2006   •  Janam tumhari yaad me hamen loose motions lag gae, hain to ye aansoo,per lagta he raasta bhatak gae!!!!! Submitted By : Umar fq, Submitted On :  Jan 29, 2006   •  kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain . . kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain . . . Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay hain........ . . . . . abbay aapna mobile charge......... Submitted By : Hassan, Submitted On :  Jan 27, 2006   •  God created the universe, then he took some rest, he created the man the again he took some rest then he created woman, till that day the God and the man have never taken rest. Submitted By : Aamir Ansari, Submitted On :  Jan 27, 2006   •  Abhay khajoor, zoo se bhagi hoi langor, sare howe kale ke chilke, oye chose howe amm, circus ke retired bandar.... . . . . Aisa Kisi ko mat bolna Feel hota hai Submitted By : Fakhar Abid, Submitted On :  Jan 26, 2006   •  Mainay poocha chand se kahin dekha hay meray yar sa haseen To chand nay kaha Saley itni opper say dikhta hay kya Submitted By : Jahanzaib, Submitted On :  Jan 26, 2006   •  I have something For u But close Ur Eye$.!! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Get Ready..... ohh hooo. U did not close Ur Eye$ so nothing for U (;-)=< Submitted By : Angilina, Submitted On :  Jan 24, 2006   •  Gari ruki. khirki khuli. nazro sa nazra mili. our app na kaha, Allah ka naam pa aik rupia da da baba Submitted By : Soha, Submitted On :  Jan 24, 2006   •  Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS. Submitted By : Ather Ayub, Submitted On :  Jan 22, 2006   •  Sun wouldn't \ | / -( ", )- / | \ Be HotSea Wouldn't -__-__-__ -- -- -- -- __-__-__ Be BlueI Wouldn'tBe Happy ()"() ( ,'o') without (")(") some1 like you Submitted By : Mahroo, Submitted On :  Jan 22, 2006   • SmS Ayenge aaise Jaise aata hai TUFAAN Thodi daer k liye aGaR ThaM jayun TO samajna BusY Hu MerI JaaN Submitted By : Mahroo, Submitted On :  Jan 22, 2006   •  Hugli Hugli Dugli DUgli Bugli Bugli Ugly Ugly Busssssssssssssss!! Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya..... Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA....???? Submitted By : Mahroo, Submitted On :  Jan 22, 2006   •  Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain, pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain, milne ki to bohat chahat hai, par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain. Submitted By : Ather Ayub, Submitted On :  Jan 22, 2006   •  Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi, aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi, jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi Submitted By : Ather Ayub, Submitted On :  Jan 22, 2006   •  Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya, to night ko sleeping chor diya, tere face ki gentle beauty ne, mere kind heart ko phor diya.. Submitted By : Ather Ayub, Submitted On :  Jan 22, 2006   •  Karan Johar producing a new film and searching for new talent. I gave him ur name bcoz the name of da movie is "SHAKAL HO NA HO" he he he he pehan Submitted By : Sab Bata Doon, Submitted On :  Jan 21, 2006   •  U & I are friend, when u cry, I cry. When u laugh, I laugh. When u hurt me, I hurt. When u jump off a bridge I m sure going to miss u! ;) Submitted By : Mahroo, Submitted On :  Jan 21, 2006   •  1980s: Friends remember U during good times n forget u during bad times 2006: Friends remember U when SMS is free n forget u when its 1 Rupee... Submitted By : Robin Bhargava 007, Submitted On :  Jan 19, 2006   •  Main...main kutta kameena manhoos janam jala nalaik bekaar phuwer kahil bagerat besharm jahil gawar gadha Banday ko msg kyo karaha hoon Submitted By : Ufaiz Khan, Submitted On :  Jan 19, 2006   •  Jis tarah to hotel main bartan majta ha, pore pore raat sirf miss call marta ha jab tara balance khatam hojata ha,, balance kay liye road pay nanga nachta ha. Shame on you Submitted By : Ufaiz Khan, Submitted On :  Jan 19, 2006   •  Teri taswer dekh kar main rota hoon , Ban kay rah gaya main ek samjota hoon To kahan kala kawwa thera or mujay dekh Ek masoom sa khubsoorat pyara sa tota hoon. Submitted By : Ufaiz Khan, Submitted On :  Jan 19, 2006   •  Ik Ladki thi dewani si mobile lay kay phirti thee..Jab bhee milti thee mujh say mujh say poocha kartee thee yeh on kaise hota hai yeh on kaise hota hai.. Submitted By : Mustafa Kamal, Submitted On :  Jan 18, 2006   •  KARAY JAOOO... . . . .KARAY JAOOOOOOOO.... . . . karay jaoo. . . . karay jaoo. . . . baysharmoon ke tarah sms receive kartay jaoo khud kabhi na karna.....lolz Submitted By : Bushra, Submitted On :  Jan 17, 2006   •  What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear. Submitted By : Ali Chan, Submitted On :  Jan 11, 2006   •  G chah raha hai k aj... tumhain akelay lay ja kar... apnay honton say... ek kis... kiss... kissa sunaun billi aur chuhay ka... Submitted By : Bijli, Submitted On :  Jan 14, 2006   •  Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache ! Submitted By : Ali Chan, Submitted On :  Jan 11, 2006   •  BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi tak nahi paya ja saka.........!!!!! Submitted By : Fayaz Sheikh, Submitted On :  Jan 10, 2006   •  Main jab us ki gali se guzra muje wo pal bhi yad tha, us ne muje phool mara gamla bhi sath tha. Submitted By : Adnan Karim, Submitted On :  Jan 10, 2006   •  Roses are red, voilets are blue, donkeys like u, are kept in zoo. Submitted By : Affan, Submitted On :  Jan 10, 2006   •  Tea or larki mein kiya cheez common hai. 1.dono gram honi chaye. 2.dhod zada hona chahiye. 3.raat ko sooney na dey. Submitted By : Adnan Karim, Submitted On :  Jan 09, 2006   •  I want to kiss ur lips I want to smell ur breath I want to touch ur tunk I want to touch ur teeth But u dun worry I m ur friend dentonic!! Submitted By : Kashish Khan, Submitted On :  Jan08, 2006   •  Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the window ..I look down & then... i lauf again!!! Submitted By : Snayha Khan, Submitted On :  Jan 03, 2006   •  Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT ! Submitted By : Ather Ayub, Submitted On :  Dec 24, 2005   •  A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding Submitted By : Ather Ayub, Submitted On :  Dec 24, 2005   •  The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS ! Submitted By : Ather Ayub, Submitted On :  Dec 24, 2005   •  Mene jis se pyar kia uska naam alla -rakhi hai,wo meri alla-rakhi hai mai uska allah-rakha hon,ye kia rakha .....rakhi ki rut laga rakhi...tumhari alla-rakhi ne kisi or se bana rakhi hai Submitted By : Sweeby, Submitted On :  Dec 24, 2005   •  Aik bandar apni ammi k pass gaya aur kaha ammi main itna budsoorat kion hon Us ki ammi nay kaha tum to kuch bhi nahi ho...... Usay dekho jo ye sms parh raha hay....... Submitted By : Rainbow 146, Submitted On :  Dec 23, 2005   •  Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daagh hote, Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daagh hote, chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!! Submitted By : Ather Ayub, Submitted On :  Dec 22, 2005   •  Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!! Submitted By : Ather Ayub, Submitted On :  Dec 22, 2005   •  Romance Mathematics Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy Submitted By : Ather Ayub, Submitted On :  Dec 22, 2005   •  Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha ! Submitted By : Ather Ayub, Submitted On :  Dec 22, 2005   •  Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he......... KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho..... Submitted By : Ather Ayub, Submitted On :  Dec 22, 2005   •  Kya bindaas hawa chal reli hai, birds gana ga relay hain,cow log grass eat reli hai, shane log sms kar rele hain aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!! Submitted By : Ather Ayub, Submitted On :  Dec 22, 2005   •  Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain.... PAISA..... MAUT..... Aur..... Aur..... Aur..... Mera SMS ! Submitted By : Ather Ayub, Submitted On :  Dec 22, 2005   •  Tumhay daikh kar aisa lagta hai k insan pehlay bandar tha. OHO! ghusa mat ho warna aisa lagta k insaan ab bhi bandar hai Submitted By : Ather Ayub, Submitted On :  Dec 22, 2005   •  Bandar Apni maan say:- Maa main itna badsoorat kyoun hoon!! Maan:- Beta aisa nahin kahtay usay bhi dekho jo yeah sms parh raha hai aur allah ka shukar ada karo!! Submitted By : Ather Ayub, Submitted On :  Dec 22, 2005   •  Tumhay daikh kar aisa lagta hai k insan pehlay bandar tha. OHO! ghusa mat ho warna aisa lagta k insaan ab bhi bandar hai Submitted By : Ather Ayub, Submitted On :  Dec 22, 2005   •  Pehle Uthao, Phir sedha karo, Phir thook malo, Phir moun may lo, Phir Seedha kar kay ghusaoo..Haye..Kitna mushkil hay soi may dhaga dalna. Submitted By : Ather Ayub, Submitted On :  Dec 22, 2005   •  U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number! Submitted By : Ali Butt, Submitted On :  Dec 22, 2005   •  Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey. Submitted By : Najeeb Shah, Submitted On :  Dec 20, 2005   •  Chand mama so gaye, Suraj Chachu Jage, Subah ho gayee mamu... bole to Good Morning Submitted By : Najeeb Shah, Submitted On :  Dec 20, 2005   •  7 wonders of the world. Bole to 1. apun , 2. apunki smile , 3. apunka estyle , 4. apunki face, 5. apunka nature , 6. apunka msgs, aur 7. bole to TUM apun ka friend .-"""-. Submitted By : Najeeb Shah, Submitted On :  Dec 20, 2005   •  sabse smart koun: TUM sabse strong koun: TUM in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM Submitted By : Najeeb Shah, Submitted On :  Dec 20, 2005   •  Mere Kitne SMS mile? Bahut saare? Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi! Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN! Submitted By : Najeeb Shah, Submitted On :  Dec 20, 2005   •  Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahin aarele, Bhai ka khopdi buhut tight hai, Bol nikalun kiya tera lucky draw? Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamun. sender CIRCUIT BHAI Submitted By : Najeeb Shah, Submitted On :  Dec 20, 2005   •  Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa? Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya? Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal! Submitted By : Najeeb Shah, Submitted On :  Dec 20, 2005   •  Apun 1 Sher bolega "Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light, Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night Band Karne ka Tube Light aur soneka Tight, Boleto BYE... Good Nite. Submitted By : Najeeb Shah, Submitted On :  Dec 20, 2005   •  Kitne din ho gay, Kitne haftay guzar gay, Baat mahino tak bhi chali gaye, Ab tu saal bhi hone ko hai, Ab tu kehna manno, Chalo jaldi se NAHA LO Submitted By : Anika, Submitted On :  Dec 18, 2005   •  Aj dil buhut udas hai lagta hai koi nahi pass hai par tum main baat kuch khaas hai ab zyada emotional mat ho jana yeh sab bekwas hai Submitted By : Adnan Karim, Submitted On :  Dec 13, 2005   •  If ur world spinning round and round and......ur heart is beating fast,do u think its love?? Na munna na,its called........HIGH BP Submitted By : Fizza Ali, Submitted On :  Dec 08, 2005   •  SMOKE everyday! SMOKE means S=send M=me O=one K=kool SMS E=everyday So plz feel free to Smoke.request u 2 b a Chain Smoker.gud day..... Submitted By : Wania Shahid, Submitted On :  Dec 09, 2005   •  Girl: Will u love me after marriage!! Boy: This depends on ur husband if he will allow......!! Submitted By : Malik Aurangzeb, Submitted On :  Dec 09, 2005   •  shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi Sufi ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi to dekha na Maha thi na sufi. Submitted By : Adnan Karim, Submitted On :  Dec 08, 2005   •  May God increase ur happiness like the price of petrol &decrease ur sorrows like the clothes of bipasha basu. Submitted By : Umair, Submitted On :  Dec 08, 2005   •  tum meray liye aik Mobile ki tarah ho,khwab mein attay hoo SMS ki tarh,Dil mein bs jatay hoo Ring Tone ki tarah,mohabat tumhary hai Balance ki tarah ,hum ko bhoool na jana Network ki tarah. Submitted By : Adnan Karim, Submitted On :  Dec 08, 2005   •  sharab hai to mai-khane banee husan hai to dewane banee ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai tabhe to pagal khane banee Submitted By : Shiza, Submitted On :  Dec 08, 2005   •  Fa=40/ Rexona=35/ Safeguard=30/ Lux=40/ lifeboy=15/ Silk=30/ Imperial=20/ Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo...plz...hahahaha Submitted By : Sana, Submitted On :  Dec 07, 2005   •  Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI..... Submitted By : Gul, Submitted On :  Dec 02, 2005   •  Erz kiya hai..Hum to ashiq hain ap ke Shadi bhi ap say krain gay...Per tomray abba ammi hum say larin gay...Hum phir gusai main aa ker qatal na ker dalin...Kiya qatal to sari umer jail main guzarin gay haha!!!! Submitted By : M.Adil Khan, Submitted On :  Dec 01, 2005   •  Erz Kiya hai..Haseeno na niklo ghar say mera dil beqrar hota hai.....per kiya kerun us waqt Mera Abba v naal hota hai! Submitted By : M.Adil Khan, Submitted On :  Dec 01, 2005   •  Taj mahal kiya chez hia main to us se bada mahal banaoun ga aree mumtaaz to marke dafan hoi thi main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaoun ga. Submitted By : Adnan Karim, Submitted On :  Nov 30, 2005   •  The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you? Submitted By : Adnan Karim, Submitted On :  Nov 28, 2005   •  Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don't forget. Submitted By : Adnan Karim, Submitted On :  Nov 28, 2005   •  At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on Submitted By : Adnan Karim, Submitted On :  Nov 28, 2005   •  How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing Submitted By : Adnan Karim, Submitted On :  Nov 28, 2005   •  CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this. Submitted By : Adnan Karim, Submitted On :  Nov 28, 2005   •   Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!! Submitted By : Adnan Karim, Submitted On :  Nov 28, 2005   •  Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir- darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar! Submitted By : Adnan Karim, Submitted On :  Nov 28, 2005   •  Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,counting phir bhi na rukhay usi ko kameenapan kehtay hai. Submitted By : Adnan Karim, Submitted On :  Nov 26, 2005   •  Masoom se ek larki thy, sms92.com per sms karti thy, ek larkay per vo marty thy, baten piyary karti thy, per house number deynay se vo darty thy. Submitted By : Adnan Karim, Submitted On :  Nov 26, 2005   •  This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly. Submitted By : Sabar, Submitted On :  Nov 25, 2005   •  Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho. Submitted By : Adnan Karim, Submitted On :  Nov 24, 2005   •  Zindage mein aisa koi lumha na aaya..Har pal na ho too mujhe yaad aya..Dunya men aisi koi exhibition na hoge..Jis men kunjoose ka award aap ne na ho paya!! Submitted By : Orient Think, Submitted On :  Nov 23, 2005   •  Teri Maa Di Tere Peo Di Teri Behan Di Tere Bra Di Teri Babi Di Tere Pure Khandan Di Te Meri v Tu Jan Hain Submitted By : Saima, Submitted On :  Nov 19, 2005   •  Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega, Chand Lamhon Men Exzm Sar Pe Ajayega, Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo, Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!!!! Submitted By : Sheerish Fatima, Submitted On :  Nov 16, 2005   •  I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!    •  kia dekh rahay hoo...apna kaam karoo    •  Reh Reh Kar Mujh Ko Ek Hi Khayal Ata Hay Woh Kambukht Na Janay Kon Say Sabun Say Nahata Hay   •  Remember me every day, every moment warna...... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7, 8,9,10,11,12,13, 14,15,16,17,18,19, 20,21,22,23,24,25,26, 27,28,29,30,31,32 ek ek kar ke saare DANT TORD DIYE JAEIN GAY..... heheheheh    •  life without u is impossible.. u r n my breath n blood.. i can't spend a sec without u.. 4 u left me i'll die.. 0oye hell0oo i m talking abt oxygen ;) hahahaha.......    •  REPEAT THESE LINES ATLEAST 2 HOURS EVERYDAY AFTER NAMAZ OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE & U WILL B A MILLIONAIRE WITHIN FEW MONTHS   "Allah k naam pay day day baba"   •  If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.     •  This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.     •  Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,Chal MOR jaisi,Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi,Acha hota agar Koi 1 Aadat Bhi Insanon Wali Hoti    •  Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon? Pupil: Moon... Teacher : Why? Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.   •  maine lina se pyaar kiya lekin woh choti thi phir maine meena se pyaar kiya lekin woh moti thi uske baad maine tina se pyaar kiya lekin woh khoti thi....   •  Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai.....   •  Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....     •  A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji ki hoya?" He said"pata nahin main v hune aya haan"!!!    •  Look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts. Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.   •  Friends r like mirrors they are our reflection you r damn lucky I look good !!!!     •  Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai    •  sharab samaj ka 1 dushman hai, Aoao milke kasam khaye, is dushman ko khatam karen gay. ek botal tum khatam karo, ek botal hum khatam karen gay...   •  Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du, tu raat maange main raat de du, Tu dil maange main dil de du, Tu Jaan maange...... Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???   •  I want to share everything with u Your sadness, ur happy moments Every single second of the day Let’s start with Your bank account.   •  1960's Girls: Pehla pehla pyar hai ankhon main bahar hai aja mere sajna tera intezar hai 2005's Girl: Phela pehla pyar hai ankhon main bahar hai aja mere sajna warna dosra tayyar hai..   •  Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki.. us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai... maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....    •  Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI   •  When i call you.. 1. Ringing means i m thinking u. 2. Ringing means i like u. 3. Ringing means i miss u. 4. Ringing means i need u. 5. Ringing means behray phone utha   •  Aaj ... Aaj...... Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo... Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo... . Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo... Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo... Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo... Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo... Kya Pata.... Kal Thand Ho Na Ho ! !!   •  You = cute You = hot You = sweet You = intelligent You = amazing You = perfect Me = a great liar.   •  Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola   •  This messege can only b read by a CUTe person Try again .................. Nothing ? sorry i guess your just not CUTE........................ Hey ! don't force it , u r not CUTE    •  Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak. Chicken started singing & dancing : " HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA MAR DALA MAR DALA "    •  A pathan want 2 commit suicide, When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend     •  If ur world is spinning round & round... ur heart is beating fast....... Do u think its LOVE ? na munna ,its called...........?? high B.P........!!!!     •  2day, 2mmorow & yesterday there will b 1 heart dat would always beat 4 u…u know Whose???ur Own Stupid!!!    •  Passwords r like underwear: change them often     •  Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids     •  Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai wah wah! wah wah! Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....     •  tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey, tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey, Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey    •  Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila   •  Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du kambaqt bill bohat aata hai.....(   •  Hi i am marrying next week there will be a small party and only few persons will be invited Hey don't bring any gift just bring SOMEONE to marry me.....   •  Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...   •  If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage     •  Unite against togetherness!     •  Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?   •  when i call u; 1 ring means I’m thinking of u;2 ring means i like u; 3 means i miss u; 4 means ........pick up phone idiot   •  aRz KiYa hAi !! DiL nAy TuMhaiN yAaD kyAa AuR sOgAya DiL NaY tUmHAiN yAaD kyAa AuR SoGaYA hAm NaY tuM kO SmS KiYa AuR bALanCe KahTam HoGaYA !!. WAH WAH WAH ! KIYA BAT HAI.    •  chelthay rahoo chhelthay rahooo.. jub pohacnh jao to sms ker day na   •  kehtain hain ke ISHQ main nind Urjati hai Kehtian hain ke ISHQ main nind urjati hai Koi Ham Say Bhee Ishq Karay Koi Ham Say Bhee Ishq Karay Kambakhat Nind Bohot Aati hai ! ****heehehhe****    •  One out of four people is a chinese in this world. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you    •  The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna to hide Me?    •  im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you're not I saw your face as you walked by but then I saw a better guy I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming My love you take my breath away What have you stepped in to smell this way My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell"  Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Cool Sms   Friendship is like a glass handle it with care because once broken cannot be mended and even if mended.... a crack is always there !!! When Nights are long & Friends are few,  I sit by my Window & think of u. a silent whisper a silent tear. with all my Heart i wish you were here. When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select spmeone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts. Most people walk in and out of your life, but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave,and impossible to forget. DON'T frown.You never know who is falling in love with your smile When it hurts to look back,  and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you  and your best friend will be there one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!" Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good. If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.  To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart. Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE  A good Friend is like a computer he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself  in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles and never DELETE you from his heart. A Friend is Sweet when its NEW Its Sweeter when its TRUE But you know that its the sweetest when it is U.

a friend is sweet when it is new... it is sweeter when it is true.... but you know that..... it is the sweetest when it is u..." Mountain can fly,river can dry you can forget me but never can i  destiny decides who u meet in life  but its only your heart that can decide who gets to stay in your life.....  Have a heart that never hardens have a smile that never fades have a touch that never burnt and have friendship that never breaks. If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake  if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die.  Meaning of Friendship : - F-------FOREVER  R-------RESPONCIBLE  I--------INTELLIGENT  E-------EAGER TO MAIL  N-------NICE  D-------DIVINE  S--------SIMPLE  H-------HEARTLY  I--------INTERSTED  P-------PEACEFUL  A square has 4 end, A triangle has 3 end, segment has 2 end, but our friendship has no end. If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST, If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE, If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST, and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST !!!  I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in July, I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!

Love Sms   You must be a good runner because you are  always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always... L O V E L = Lake of Sorrows O = Ocean of Tears V = Valley of Death E = End of life....        If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever You look so fine!I want to... break your heart and give you mine You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you! Love is sweet poison: Do not consume without your beloved's advise and keep out of reach of children  and keep it in cool and dark place.

Love is like war... Easy to start... Difficult to end... Impossible to forget Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?? Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me  & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It? If you fall in river there is a boat if you fall in well there is rope but if you fall in love there is no hope Love is Pure Love is Sure Love is sweet poison that Doctors can't cure